Absurd & Weird Stories

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Know someone with a foot fetish? Paris does….

Know someone with a foot fetish? Paris does....

An alleged foot fetishist has bee arrested in France after he would coerce unsuspecting foreign women to his home which he shared with his father near Paris, he would promise the women a bed but instead pleasured himself on their feet.

The undisclosed man, aged 42, reportedly from Mantes-la-Jolie which is to the west of Paris, is alleged to have approached young women at night after they missed the last train and offered them somewhere to sleep.

Once back at his property, he told the women that he was a chiropodist and began massaging the unsuspecting women's feet, he would then move on to sucking their toes and then self masturbating against their feet.

As a good citizen he would return the women to the train station the next morning.

A complaint lodged by a South Korean woman led police to open an inquiry during which they found three other women allegedly attacked in a similar way between 2008 and 2011.

"He doesn't feel that he did them any harm, he says that they were consenting," a source close to the inquiry told AFP.

The unemployed man who lives with his father will appear in court on July 25, pending psychological tests and to give the man time to prepare his defence.

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Ivan Stoiljkovic real life Magneto

This is as weird as they come, a 6 year old boy in Croatia has scientists in amazement, as it is reported that the 6 year old can Ivan is able to attract metal objects to his chest.

The croatian boy's weird abilities are at their peak in the morning or when he's calm.

It's believed Ivan can hold more than 20kg of metal on his chest. His parents say he's always been a little strange after walking at 8 months and rollerblading at just 15 months.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Gun Statistics

Guns - How people kill each other It has been estimated that there are over 30 million handguns owned by American citizens, which is several fold what the U.S. military owns. (which I think is the most absurd!)

The following list, which is based on the statistics for the period 1985-1989, represents the odds that you will wind up on the right or wrong side of a gun:

Own Gun 11 in 25

Killed by Firearm 1 in 4,600

Killed by Handgun 1 in 6,100

Killed by Rifle 1 in 63,000

Killed by Shotgun 1 in 45,000

Source: FBI Uniform Crime Reports

£15,000 lunch money

£15,000 lunch money Bullies are typically known for asking for lunch money which is usually a very small amount. This time in Germany the bullies got too greedy and demanded €17,000 which is approximately £15,000. The boy was told that he would have to hand over the money soon and was threatened with violence if he failed to hand over the money.

The blackmailing had originally begun with small amounts of money but over the course of two years it has kept increasing to the point in which the boy began to steal from his father. This is what alerted the father as the boy attempted to steal €17,000. According to the German police the parents used to keep large amounts of money around the house and did not notice when the child stole smaller amounts.

Police said that only a small amount of money has been recovered as most of the money had been spent on clothes and video games. Unfortunately the boys were too young to be prosecuted.

Monday, June 27, 2011

What is the Best Day for hooking up?

What is the Best Day for hooking up? Bring on the hump day - WEDNESDAY

Did you know the odds of hooking up with a new lover are better on a Wednesday than any other day of the week.

The 'distinguished' Researchers at world renowned US dating site OkCupid have reported you're more likely to get laid on a Wednesday night due to the fact that more people who are up for it are out looking for it.

The site has created a "sexual availability index", which combines four personal qualities of its members.

It measured: naming casual sex as a romantic priority; keenness for sex on a first date; identifying as extroverted; and, regarding oneself as adventurous.

Then it matched the frisky members with a high sexual availability rating with the singles' social routine.

The result showed that weekdays are markedly better than weekends, and Wednesday the day better suited to strike while most are at their friskiest.

Of course the more you drink and the thicker the 'beer goggles' become the greated chance of success rise during a night.

La Trobe University Centre for Sex, Health and Society professor Anthony Smith said the results reflected the hook-up habits of Australian singles.

"It could be that the midweek thing is when they say 'I'm going to go out and get a root', whereas on the weekend they go out for dinner with friends."

Manager at Melbourne's La Di Da bar, Simone Kirk, said Thursday got her hump day vote.

"On takings, and the kind of drinks they're ordering (it's Thursday)," she said.

"You see them huddled up on the couches and after-work drinks start earlier."

Consumers need Protecting against Sex Toys?

Yet again GERMANY is in the weird stories category and this time it is the Green party who have asked for a government enquiry into excessive levels of potentially dangerous ingredients in toys used for sexual enjoyment.

"Consumers must be protected when it comes to sexual health. Feigned embarrassment or false taboos should not prevent information getting out and checks being done," MP Volker Beck declared yesterday.

The Green's want the current Chancellor Mrs Angela Merkel's government to look into legal limits to the levels of certain chemicals in dildos, vibrators and other sex aids and announce plans to reduce risk.

Studies in recent years have shown that plastic sex toys contain high levels of substances like phthalate, thought to upset hormone levels in women and cause infertility and diabetes, the Greens claimed.

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Foil in Bra Lets Female Smuggler Down

Foil in Bra Lets Female Smuggler Down

Two women, one in the early fifties and one aged 44 will appear in court after they were caught trying to get on a plane with cannabis. One of the women was deceived by the foil in which she had wrapped the cannabis. The lady repeatedly set off a metal detector at an airport in New Zealand.

This rapidly alerted the officials, who eventually discovered the cannabis wrapped in foil in her bra. The woman had stored 28 small packages in her underwear. She was travelling with 50 g of cannabis. Her companion was also questioned by police at the Queenstown Airport. She was in turn found to have concealed about 40 g

of cannabis in different parts of her body. The pair were trying to reach Christchurch, found nearly 500km north east on the South Island.

The two ladies were deceived by the foil packaging. It is not known yet whether it is their first attempt at trying to get cannabis on board a plane.